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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Epic Battles Fought: 11 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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