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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
Dragon Eggs Found: 5473 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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