lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Magic Items Found: 8118
Farms Harvested: 642 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Gryphons Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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