Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Nintendo would approve! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, it’s ok when Nintendo does it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic waterfall builds you’ve ever seen! Our waterfall stands at a whopping 580m/1904ft tall, making it the tallest in the entire country. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dive off the top, you’ll land in a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold!

Join our server and post a waterfall from your country to show off your building skills and maybe even uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of waterfalls and adventure today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6447
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4120
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MisogynistMasherCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magic Items Found:	4415
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6665	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

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Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mines Excavated:	1644	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

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What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Love Letters Sent:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TXCNetwork

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TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2412	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Mines Excavated:	3112	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Astro MC Network

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There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

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Simple SMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Server Features

Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
Can I use mods or cheats on the server?	Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server?	There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MOH DramaCraft

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Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Items Found:	7797
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

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Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

KyivNightRecruiters

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join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

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