so, like, imagine a minecraft server where everything is so wacky and wild, it’s like it was created by a bunch of AI robots on acid. like, the buildings are all wonky and the animals wear top hats and monocles.

you gotta join this server if you wanna experience the most epic rollercoaster ride of your life. one time, a player built a giant toilet that actually flushed and sent you to a secret underground disco party. it was lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every day there’s a new treasure hunt where you gotta follow clues that lead you to a chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner weirdo run free on this totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Potions Brewed: 98
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Towns Built: 8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • HimitsuCraft: Daily Shenanigans

    HimitsuCraft: Daily Shenanigans
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have perfected “The LOL System”! This revolutionary technology allows players to dive into the visual memories of their Minecraft characters, giving them a glimpse into their final moments before meeting a creeper or falling into lava.

    Join us as we unravel the mysteries of our blocky world with the help of our special police unit, Section Nine. We investigate baffling crimes like stolen diamonds, missing villagers, and the mysterious disappearance of all the cake in the land.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of uncovering the secrets of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the truth behind that time you accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of zombies. Let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Potions Brewed: 191 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /a/ Plays Skribblio

    Minecraft SMP: /a/ Plays Skribblio
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of mischievous baby zombies riding on chickens. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will come to your rescue armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a dream.

    Need resources? Just ask our resident wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air (for a small fee of course). And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing spa day?

    But wait, there’s more! Every Saturday, we host a skribbl.io tournament where the stakes are high and the drawings are questionable at best. So come join us for some Saturday fun and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • PeacefulKids Minecraft Server

    PeacefulKids Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure!

    Reasons to join: – Build a virtual family with other players who won’t ghost you or sneak around behind your back – No chronic illnesses here, just endless possibilities for creativity and exploration – Experience the joy of meeting virtual babies without the hassle of real-life drama – Play ball practice mini-games without missing out on precious family moments – Get revenge on your niece by building a giant statue of her and then blowing it up (just kidding… or are we?)

    Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Zombie Dances: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • GrudgeCraft2021

    GrudgeCraft2021
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel pushed out like OP’s family home! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

    Looking for a place to call home? Look no further! Our server has plenty of room for everyone, unlike OP’s family home. We won’t make you sleep on a pull-out mattress on the floor, we’ll give you a cozy virtual bed to rest your blocky head.

    Join our server and build your dream home without worrying about being kicked out in 28 days like OP’s apartment. We’ll make sure you have all the time you need to create the perfect pixelated paradise.

    And don’t worry about feeling immature or entitled here, on our server, everyone is welcome to express themselves however they want. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We won’t stop you!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the crazy stories we make up about why you should join. See you in the virtual world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • InsomniaCraft SMP

    InsomniaCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs from its beak. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for an entire week in-game?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pig” that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it that if you can tame the elusive “Creeper Unicorn,” it will grant you three wishes (but be careful, one of those wishes might just blow up in your face).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will keep you up at night for all the right reasons!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • PainfulPixel

    PainfulPixel
    Are you tired of real life drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your painful memories behind, because on our server, griefing is not allowed but trolling is encouraged!

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about creepers blowing it up. Our server is like therapy for your virtual self, where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.

    So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to that embarrassing moment when you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class. On our server, the only embarrassing moments you’ll have are when you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get pranked by your fellow players. Let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Dragon Eggs Found: 8337
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL

    CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with zombies as the DJ.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even the president of Taiwan said it’s impossible for the People’s Republic of China to be our motherland. That’s right, we’re on a whole other level, baby.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Emeralds Found: 3189
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Building Blocks and Drama Queens 1.21.1 – The Item Shop Conundrum with Cross-Play Shenanigans and Dynmap MCMMO Fun

    Building Blocks and Drama Queens 1.21.1 – The Item Shop Conundrum with Cross-Play Shenanigans and Dynmap MCMMO Fun

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Basic Survival The server is just regular Minecraft with the small edition of an economy, but other than that the game is the same as always.
    World Border With a World Border at 100k blocks it gives everyone plenty of room to build and explore without the need to worry of excessive griefing.
    Community Though it is not required there is a Discord server that you can join and talk to others in the community. Striving for a better tomorrow for Factions by building a community with a sense belonging.

    FAQ

    1. How do I connect to the server?

    You can connect to the server by using the following IP addresses:

    • Server IP Java: Baitgaming.ddns.net:25578
    • Server IP Bedrock: Baitgaming.ddns.net
    • Bedrock Port: 25578

    2. Is there a Discord server for this community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/KKCCMqc545

    3. Is there a Dynmap available for the server?

    Yes, you can access the Dynmap at baitgaming.ddns.net:8123

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 55
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 44 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Ex’s Minecraft Server: Blow Your Load

    Ex’s Minecraft Server: Blow Your Load
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where you can blow your load to my ex! That’s right, we have a special area where you can pay tribute to my ex-girlfriend and show her how much you miss her. And if that’s not enough, we also have a WWYD (What Would You Do) section where you can act out crazy scenarios with other players. So come join us for a wild and wacky time on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Gods Slained: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 497 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • The Reputable Man Minecraft SMP

    The Reputable Man Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Our server is home to a group of players who are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. From building giant banana statues to staging elaborate pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But beware, things can get a little… bananas. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant banana farm after a mis-click with a magic wand. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a superhero.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves bananas and drones in Ukraine.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ParentalRageCraft

    ParentalRageCraft
    Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in a lecture hall instead of a home? Do your parents make you feel like you’re constantly under surveillance and criticism? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community where lectures are banned and freedom reigns supreme!

    Imagine a world where forgetting a bag of ice doesn’t lead to a 45-minute lecture on workplace etiquette. Picture a place where you can curse without fear of immediate slapping. That’s right, on our server, you can express yourself freely and let out all your frustrations without judgment.

    Join us and leave behind the guilt trips, the pressure, and the constant lectures. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, be yourself without any restrictions. So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 94
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9796 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • HappyBlock SMP

    HappyBlock SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join our server if you want to witness a group of players trying to build a giant rollercoaster out of TNT, only for it to explode in their faces (literally). Or how about joining in on the fun of our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see a group of players try to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks? Or watch as someone accidentally turns their entire house into a giant lava pit because they thought they were using a water bucket?

    If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until you cry, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable moments. Who knows, you might even become the server’s resident prankster or master builder. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!

    ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!
    Are you tired of boring commitments getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect excuse to ditch all those pesky responsibilities! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only commitment you need to make is to building the most epic block castle ever seen.

    Forget about lame excuses like “I have a dentist appointment” or “my dog ate my homework”, on our server you can tell your boss you can’t come in because you’re busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen in the Nether. Need to skip a family gathering? Just tell them you’re too busy taming a herd of wild llamas in the mountains. The possibilities are endless!

    So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs commitments when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Towns Built: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • HebCraft Command Center Strike

    HebCraft Command Center Strike
    come join our epic minecraft server where the israel air force strikes hezbollah command centers in beirut EVERY DAY!!! build your own bunker to hide from the airstrikes or join the israeli forces and help take down the terrorists! watch out for exploding creepers that are actually disguised as suicide bombers! join now for a wild and explosive time like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Movie Vacation Fun Land

    Movie Vacation Fun Land
    yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u just lookin at ’em. plus, our creepers tell the funniest jokes, like seriously, they got a stand-up comedy routine every night.

    also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to another dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards? yea, it’s pretty lit.

    oh, and our villagers throw the wildest parties, like u wouldn’t believe. they have dance battles and cake-eating contests, it’s a riot.

    so, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, join our server now and prepare for the most insane adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 284 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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