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artificial difficulty, atmoic clocks, computational device, congame, CREEPERS, CSS, FAGMAN, fakeprecision, fixed content, frauds exposed, Gekapselte Turing Machines, glyphs, information theory, Knuthian era, Makers, meme hipster faggotry, meta-languages, mutual information, pixelcraft, PROFESSIONAL, SaaS, SEOslop, south america tier abortions, Table, Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar, Zuck

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

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Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	New Chunks Explored:	378857
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

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Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Animals Bred:	192	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
New Chunks Explored:	375802	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mines Excavated:	3202
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Emeralds Found:	1686	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Villages Defended:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	6480	Crops Grown:	2652
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3623	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	270	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	943	Love Letters Sent:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ores Mined:	2570	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Farms Harvested:	105
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	137	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Star Shards Collected:	159

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3784
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Star Shards Collected:	247
Dragon Eggs Found:	5201	Players Killed by Monsters:	3259
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun