PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

artificial difficulty, atmoic clocks, computational device, congame, CREEPERS, CSS, FAGMAN, fakeprecision, fixed content, frauds exposed, Gekapselte Turing Machines, glyphs, information theory, Knuthian era, Makers, meme hipster faggotry, meta-languages, mutual information, pixelcraft, PROFESSIONAL, SaaS, SEOslop, south america tier abortions, Table, Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar, Zuck

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7593
Animals Bred:	71	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

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LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3713	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	586
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7556
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Animals Bred:	103	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	467	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gods Slained:	1

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Emeralds Found:	8624	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Towns Built:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Potions Brewed:	100
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mines Excavated:	1278	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Love Letters Sent:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2115
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Crops Grown:	5808	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224