come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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