come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 819 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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