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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 7139 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 89 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
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