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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 7252 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2031 | Crops Grown: | 6420 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
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