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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 507 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 393 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 5 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
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