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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 6992 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 67 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 56 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
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