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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 4782 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
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