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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 1922 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 646 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
also, like, the mobs on this server are, like, super friendly. they’ll come up to you and give you flowers and stuff. like, who knew creepers could be so sweet, right?
oh, and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra sparkly. they’ll blind you with their beauty, man. you’ll be mining and suddenly you’ll be like, “whoa, my eyes!”
so, like, if you wanna have a totally trippy time on a Minecraft server, then, like, you gotta join this one. it’s, like, a whole new dimension of fun, man.