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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 403 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. they became the king of this land and ruled with a fist made of cotton candy.
but that’s not all! we also have a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond sword that shoots laser beams. legend has it that whoever finds this sword will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous journey of your life! who knows, you might even meet a talking cow who tells dad jokes.