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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 7637 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
join our server and become a part of the most epic adventure of all time! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and even a talking potato as our mayor.
why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. they became the king of this land and ruled with a fist made of cotton candy.
but that’s not all! we also have a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond sword that shoots laser beams. legend has it that whoever finds this sword will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous journey of your life! who knows, you might even meet a talking cow who tells dad jokes.
