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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 4514 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!
But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!