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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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