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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 4852 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the server, granting wishes to all who witness it.
So why wait? Join us today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. And remember, only the coolest cats and craziest characters are welcome here. See you on the other side, racists!