Pixelated Nonsense Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on servers created by developers who couldn’t code their way out of a paper bag? Look no further, because our server was created by the one and only Bob McNoobington, who is famous for not creating a single good video game in his entire career! But fear not, because his lack of talent has somehow translated into creating the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	290
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1216
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2307	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Zombie Dances:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Buildings Constructed:	28
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Star Shards Collected:	136	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	89	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2807
Star Shards Collected:	63	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1188
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Void Gems Collected:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Emeralds Found:	1563

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.