Pixelated Nonsense Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on servers created by developers who couldn’t code their way out of a paper bag? Look no further, because our server was created by the one and only Bob McNoobington, who is famous for not creating a single good video game in his entire career! But fear not, because his lack of talent has somehow translated into creating the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3647	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Star Shards Collected:	52
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Love Letters Sent:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	133	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	176	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Farms Harvested:	737	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2885
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Ores Mined:	2901	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Ores Mined:	9911
Villages Defended:	16	Potions Brewed:	149
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.