Are you tired of playing on servers created by developers who couldn’t code their way out of a paper bag? Look no further, because our server was created by the one and only Bob McNoobington, who is famous for not creating a single good video game in his entire career! But fear not, because his lack of talent has somehow translated into creating the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • ScuteCraft

    ScuteCraft

    ScuteCraft Network (OP Factions) Join now with IP: play.scutecraft.net Now on 1.16.1!

    ScuteCraft is part of the next generation of networks. Designed to be for the players. We’re constantly adding new ideas and open to all. We look forward to having you as a part of our community!

    Features: -OP Factions – OP prison -Creative (Now with larger plots) -Survival

    IP: play.scutecraft.net Website: www.scutecraft.net Discord: https://discord.gg/nUZS5kh

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Potions Brewed: 74 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Factions-Central

    Factions-Central

    New Server for making frients, doing factions, going economy (we have an auction house) doing, shop, plugins, PvP ownage, doing, and come on in we are giving ranks away to players come on in!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9728 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Lagcraft

    Lagcraft

    LAG CRAFT, the laziest server in Portugal!

    A world in which you can be whoever you want, you can be a king, a merchant or an adventurer… Here you choose!

    Our server, created by Jabiraca2323, afonleon and sandroXP, has an active and friendly community, where you can make friends (or marriage 😏 ) and fight your enemies in the big PVP arena!!!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Team_SAO

    Team_SAO

    Hi, This is a server where u can enjoy playing survival, the same things that u do in a normal survival world but with more players and trading items with other player and selling and buy stuffs using ingame money, Hope fully some of u guys would join.

    Head Admin SaO_Eugeo

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • UMBCraft

    UMBCraft

    A server dedicated to the University of Maryland, Baltimore County All are welcome to join and enjoy several gamemodes! Towny / Middle School Random item Skyblock Anarchy Kit PvP Factions and more coming soon!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Pvplab

    Pvplab

    PvPLab [1.8-1.20] – PvPLab is one of the oldest networks in the world. We offer a wide range of gamemodes including: Skyblock [1.8-1.20]Factions [1.8]Kitmap [1.8-1.20]Survival [1.20] and more to come! We have a friendly community with a ZERO TOXICITY POLICY, we run DAILY EVENTS, we have ZERO LAG & one of the best staff teams around! Join now for the #1 Minecraft Experience.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Emeralds Found: 5324
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • DormantMC

    DormantMC

    Welcome to DormantMC! We are a small server, looking to provide a great multiplayer experience to our players. One of the ways we plan to do this is by having a permanent survival world. A few of our features: – Mature players and staff. – Permanent survival world. – Very few custom plugins. – Interactive and friendly community. These rules in place to ensure an enjoyable experience for everyone. We strive for our community to be connected, so we have several platforms to make that happen. We will push news, and other important information through our Discord server.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Andromeda

    Andromeda

    • Economy-centric survival • Market (/shop) player-to-player (all items are obtained by players) • Stocare xp in glass bottle (/dropxp sau /dropxp lvl) • Definable/resizable protection with a wooden shovel, the edges of any protection can be seen by right-clicking with a Stick • The protections of accounts that have not logged in for at least 2 months are automatically deleted (the World will never be reset) • /feelings • GUI /trade • Diamonds are the only currency of exchange • Skin free (/skin link_skin.png) • Spanwer drops with silk touch • It is not pay-to-win • Long-term server. (the host is already paid in advance for a very very long period) • Version 1.15.1 • PVP enabled (possible to be stopped in the future) • Offline mode (no need for minecraft premium)

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Lokapsos network

    Lokapsos network

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    Welcome to LOKAPSOS NETWORK!Versions ➽ 1.8-1.20

    We are a server which has been active for many years now, giving our players different and unique modalities, we have a large and active community in which you will be very comfortable and of which we hope you will be part, so… What are you waiting for to join?

    We currently have the following modalities:

    Survival 1.19 ➽ This mode is a survival custom which has many things such as:

    ► Rankings.► Vehicles.► Tradeos.► KoTHs.► Special enchantments.► Mobcoins.► Dungeons.► Pets.► Dragons…

    AND MUCH MORE! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR TO JOIN! Go to mc.lokapsos.es now and enjoy the server, WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU!

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    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • TFM Network

    TFM Network

    Greetings,

    The TFM Network is new and is still under development! We aspire for greatness and hope to bring tons of fun games for you to be a part of. Our goal here is to provide a fun, relaxing setting where we can come to chill and unwind. This is an adult server but all ages are welcome.

    Currently available are Creative and Survival game-modes, with Hardcore being added within the next few weeks! We have a schedule to release custom PVP and Mini-Games in the next few months and well always be working toward creating more.

    We invite you to come join us as we work to create something unique and entertaining! – TFM Staff

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SiloPlex

    SiloPlex

    The SILOPLEX is a dedicated Minecraft server for adults who want to create large (sometimes small) projects in a fun and cooperative environment. MUST BE WHITELISTED. Apply at: https://forms.gle/vtNDjBrud3qTcpuT7

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Yt smp

    Yt smp

    its an atrnos vennela and can be stoped

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    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Divine Spears Created: 30

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Kyoto

    Kyoto

    kyoto.apexmc.co

    A mountain rises Snowy covered peaks and fire Lakes of glowing warmth

    The nether is dark Faroff lands are closer Desert waits at night

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • BlcokCraft

    BlcokCraft

    Join the BlockCraft community! the recently launched server is perfect to connect with new friends. take your place in our fun and friendly community! including our helpful staff members here when you need them! With skyblock build islands with your friends and have fun! More games coming soon such as factions 🙂 Don’t forget to vote to add money to your balance! HAVE FUN

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Plutoniummc

    Plutoniummc

    Welcome to PlutoniumMC!

    Our server provides users with a friendly community with both survival and OP Prison server types!

    -> Our OP Prison is loaded with custom enchants and featuresthat provide users with an ultimate playing experience!-> Our SlimeFun survival adds a twist to vanilla survival by providing modpack like experience and customization. Its sure crazy!

    Join us today for a revolutionary Minecraft gateway!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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