Pixelated Nonsense Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on servers created by developers who couldn’t code their way out of a paper bag? Look no further, because our server was created by the one and only Bob McNoobington, who is famous for not creating a single good video game in his entire career! But fear not, because his lack of talent has somehow translated into creating the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Astral Projections Made:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Potions Brewed:	31
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Farms Harvested:	280
Dragon Eggs Found:	8415	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9579
Villages Defended:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Animals Bred:	199	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2502	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	139179	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	359	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250
Buildings Constructed:	42	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8907	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7048	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
New Chunks Explored:	341438	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!