Are you tired of playing on servers created by developers who couldn’t code their way out of a paper bag? Look no further, because our server was created by the one and only Bob McNoobington, who is famous for not creating a single good video game in his entire career! But fear not, because his lack of talent has somehow translated into creating the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Crops Grown: 4547
    Players Killed by Monsters: 388 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Ores Mined: 2658 Crops Grown: 6204
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7642

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Ores Mined: 981 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Dimension Hops: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft> | Servidor Survival 1.20.x > | Servidor Survival 1.8.x > | 1.8 – 1.20 > | Economia Hard > | Team Vacancies > | Focus on PvP events (gladiator, killer, among others) > | MiniGames (minesweeper, sumo, pool, among others)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9048 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • EnchantMC

    EnchantMC

    EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Enchantments Applied: 179
    New Chunks Explored: 945367 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • MinnesotaMC

    MinnesotaMC

    About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Citrus

    Citrus

    Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 132

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Minecraft.SI

    Minecraft.SI

    Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • KAIMUX.LT

    KAIMUX.LT

    KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 119 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Towns Built: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • PvPCloud

    PvPCloud

    PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Hallowed Fantasy

    Hallowed Fantasy

    Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Mythical Quests Completed: 30
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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