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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 7465 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 90 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a castle made entirely of TNT just for fun! We’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – it’s a hoot and a half!
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to meet the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Disco Dragon. He’s got some killer dance moves and he’s always down for a good time.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.