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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1872 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8633 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Animals Bred: | 123 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!