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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4155 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!