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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 111 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1557 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Votes: | 551 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8940 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!