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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 5915 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!