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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5672 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5609 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!