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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6510 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 736347 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!