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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 7823 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Potions Brewed: | 177 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!