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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 2226 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 5052 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 149 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 152 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!