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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 9981 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!