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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 521 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3143 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!