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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2071 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5956 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 613083 |
Mines Excavated: | 1909 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!