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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 9528 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!