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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 985 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!