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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 6165 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4502 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!