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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 8262 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3000 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 20 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!