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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5146 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Farms Harvested: | 118 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!