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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 1262 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!