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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 8054 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!