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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5737 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!