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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 2248 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 3735 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!