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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 5336 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 3221 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 2666 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Our server is like a choose-your-own-adventure book on steroids – you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, our world is a never-ending rollercoaster of wackiness.
So come on, join us and embrace the chaos. Who needs a campaign view when you can have a front-row seat to the most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!