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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4262 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1714 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Our server is like a choose-your-own-adventure book on steroids – you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, our world is a never-ending rollercoaster of wackiness.
So come on, join us and embrace the chaos. Who needs a campaign view when you can have a front-row seat to the most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!