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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 5111 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2610 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 156 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.