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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 4192 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, you know? like, imagine a place where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you’ll find here.
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.
